Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.
what do you call a woman with an opinion
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
is no one going to mention the girl knitting a fucking scarf in the back