jaclcfrost:

talking to someone

talking to someone and they mention a thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

drarna:

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

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sassygayherondales:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

you may proceed 

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via afuckingstupidandlovelyblog)

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today

You want someone to love when you’re single, but once you have it you wish you never fell because it always ends up hurting someone more than when you didn’t have it

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

Wait then what if

i cannot accept this

and..

(Source: blackmormon, via not-your-average-anything)